Bad Cards | good games for your bad side.
Sex without useless foreplay.
My love of whoring.
A tattoo of a big red arrow that points to my clit.
An accordion made out of lizard bones.
Before Viagra, Grandpa would have to use to maintain an erection.
Ejaculating on your own reflection.
Starting tomorrow, I'm going to dedicate 100% of my energy to .
The ultimate break-up note: Taking a dump in someone's bed.
A mink diaper.
If you read my contract, you'll see that I'm legally entitled to .
The school bus driver.